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StarMessage - Night sky screensaver

StarMessage was designed to be the favorite screensaver for the astronomer, the dreamer and the romantic fool. It shows the current moon phase, while you may leave messages written in stars of the night sky. StarMessage also comes with flying pictures and banners, relaxing sounds, scrolling messages, countdown timers, world time, new email notification, quotes of wisdom, humor or love and falling stars. Installation and removal is very easy.

GoJoe Pogo

GoJoe is a new fast paced 3D action game very much along the lines of old classics like PACMAN and Q-Bit, with a little touch of our humor thrown in for good measure. Featuring over 15 fun packed levels, 6 different crazy clowns, an in-game picture Story Book, 4 different fun pumping tunes. GoJoe PoGo is great, wholesome entertainment that the whole family can enjoy any time of the day. If you fancy a new challenge unlike anything you've played. This demo is listed under games arcade action category.

ImageElements Motivational Poster Maker

You''ve seen them in offices all over town, now you can create your own motivational or demotivational posters! Whether you are armed with a camera or have loads of pictures to choose from you can create a custom poster with your witty sense of humor or enduring optimism that will set the mood in your own office, dorm or home. Set the picture, fonts, colors and more to create your poster! ImageElements Motivational Poster Maker is licensed as shareware and filed in graphic apps other section.

Cartoonist

This graphics utility is an image-editing tool allowing you to add a touch of humor to your pictures as well as your life. This compact and easy-to-use program enables you to create sophisticated caricatures applying warp effects in a matter of minutes. Whether you are a professional designer or a computer novice looking for some fun, it'll let you make the best use of your creativity or just relieve stress by warping images of your friends and celebrities!

SmartBee

A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you. Miscellaneous freeware listed in email signatures, humor tools.

Life On The Mississippi

Life on the Mississippi is Mark Twain's memoir of his youthful years as a cub pilot on a steamboat paddling up and down the Mississippi River. Twain used his childhood experiences growing up along the Mississippi in a number of works, including The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but nowhere is the river and the pilot's life more thoroughly described than in this work.

Digital Physiognomy

Looking for a software both entertaining and enlightening? Digital Physiognomy reads person's face and tells you about the secret character traits of the individual with remarkable accuracy. People's facial features - eyes, noses, ear lobes, chins, eye-brows, cheekbones, and foreheads all carry valuable information easily revealed with this software. Don't trust it? Download the free evaluation version and try your own (or a friend's) face.

Guitar and Drum Trainer

Slow down music in 18+ file formats to learn guitar and drums. Big buttons and space bar repeat help to easily work with the Guitar and Drum Trainer while playing your guitar, drums or other instrument. Play from 50% to 200% normal speed. Audio freeware listed in mp3, mp3 player, media, media player, guitar, drums tools.

HumorSearch IE Joke Bar (IE Toolbar)

FREE Humorsearch.com Joke Bar: a toolbar for Internet Explorer The HumorSearch Joke Bar is an add-on to Internet Explorer and is available free of charge! It includes these great features: Search The Web Find Jokes by Category Lighten Up Your Day with a random joke! Find/Share Funny Images on the Web

Simbabwe

Easy to play but hard to escape from, Simbabwe is a richly detailed, evolved board game with unscrupulous AI and editorial cartoon graphics. Rig elections, gaol opponents and taunt the Commonwealth as you use intimidation and stooges to create a mugaboly on power. Compete with Robert Mugabe, Canaan Banana, Cecil Rhodes and Sir Godfrey Huggins to earn a place on the all-time EU travel ban list!

Detox

Run the medical, mental health, law-enforcement and social services... into the ground. Score interdepartmental brownie points by bouncing addicts between services until the system collapses and you get to present the taxpayer with the bill! Rise to the prestigious office of Director of Public Prosecutions, Medicutions, Socicutions or Psychecutions!

Corndog - the sinister serial screensaver

Ever wonder what happens when meat goes bad? This sinister serial screensaver chronicles the adventures of its hero - Corndog - and the terror that he reaps wherever he goes. WARNING: The content of this screensaver may not be suitable for all viewers. It depicts some violent situations and off-color humor. So, if you dont like it, go back to weeping at weddings.

DeIMG

This application allows web authors to offer superior support for users who rely on browsers which support tables but not images. PNG, TIFF, JPG, GIF and PDF files can be imported. Drag the image file onto DeIMG''s icon, or into the image well on the left of its window. A HTML table describing the image using cell background colours appears in the right-hand field.

Lewd Leprechauns

Kiss your blarney stone goodbye as these naughty trolls conjure up some devilish deeds to play on your computer. From fresh-mouthed sayings to lewd acts, these little green men are guaranteed to make you laugh. If you want more shenanigans from the wee people, purchase the full version for only $9.95 and receive more mischief, and no more ads.

Power Mad

Wage war against Osama Bin Lama and a host of other political leaders. Choose your opponents from 10 world leaders and have an all out battle for power supremecy in this turn based strategy game! But this is no grim view of the world at war - Power Mad has a great sense of humor! This game is about fun and is a perfect stress reliever from the current mass media overdose of politics and negativity!

Baby Boom

This game is a fast paced arcade game with crazy machines, 3 different game modes and excellent graphics. Test your speed and reflexes in Manic Mode where the babies just keep on coming or practice your skills in the Free Play mode. Control up to 7 different mad machines and remember that babies don't bounce, they splat!

Doshometer

This office software is a fun Windows program that shows you how much money you''re earning, second-by-second. The animated odometer-style display counts up your earnings, based on a configurable hourly, weekly or annual rate. Doshometer can also log how long you spend at work, broken down into different activities. The trial version is fully functional based on the built-in digit images for UK pounds, Euros or dollars.

Cheney's Got a Gun Screensaver

Don't let your kids go hunting with the Vice President. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted. He'll shoot them in the face. The Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush. And while the quail

Pirate Isles

The game Pirate Isles is a game of strategy and luck about treasure hunt and pirate exotics. The player controls the team of pirates to explore the island and collect more gold on his/her ship then enemy teams of pirates. The game can be played with multiple human players as well as with computer controlled pirate teams.You will be able to invite your friends and family to play with you. The game supports up to four human players in hot-seat mode

Truth About Translation

TRUTH ABOUT TRANSLATION ENHANCED 2. Animated text show gives much information, exposes myths on translating/interpreting/computers. New, menu-driven, humorously probes complex language problems, presents famous quotations about translation spanning 2,500 years, PLUS hilarious "Translation Bloopers" by man & machine PLUS humorous and insightful ideas about how both language & translation truly work. Animated/printable. Full version $12.

AutoInsult

This software is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed.  You can also get it to pop-up an insult at regular intervals. Whilst AutoInsult is certainly not Politically Correct, it is not obscene or vulgar. The user can also specify the degree of offensivenes. Home/hobby shareware listed in fun, jokes, fun, games, fun and games tools.

Twisted Grille for Windows (Trial)

TwistedGrille, Snap-Flash-n-Bash! Hilarious, cheesy pic F/X & blog in seconds Your friends will cramp up laughing at your 'Ex' transformed into part dog, part elephant, and part clown. Bring out the true psycho within yourself. Use pics from your Cellphone, Web Cam or Digital Cam on your Desktop or PDA Its easy to email, blog or beam your tweaked out creations wherever you are. Let your imagination go wild. Quit trippin' & start twistin'

Clinton Blues

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come.

The Limerick Isles

Multi-featured cool Ebook, The Limerick Isles, a collection of 600 original limericks based on British and Irish place names. Includes a limerick generator to help compose your own. This shareware is listed under home, hobby recreation category.

Attack of the Y2K Bug

Now you can watch the Y2K Bug come to life in this comical, cartoon representation, "Attack of the Y2K Bug Screen Saver". Watch the bug as he wreaks havoc on your desktop, slicing, dicing, and chopping it to pieces. From time to time the bug comes out dressed like famous movie characters, to destroy your desktop in a variety of ways.

Run Ronaldo, Run

In this hilarious game, brought to you by 2DPlay, Fat Ronaldo runs across the field, while kicking the football with Argentinian captain Crespo hot on his studs. Keep Ronaldo away from the burgers and milkshakes as they will slow him down. Collect the golden shoe to give him a speed boost. The end goal of this game is to make Ronaldo run (the one thing he was not doing while he was on the field!) and get to the ball before Crespo.

Basic Facts Worksheet Factory

The free Basic Facts Worksheet Factory can generate worksheets that will provide students with the practice they need to become proficient in the basic math operations. You can easily create unlimited customized worksheets for the practice of arithmetic facts in addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.

Garfield Goes to Pieces - Playtonium Jigsaw

The world’s favorite cat is celebrating his 25th birthday, and you’re invited to the party! For Garfield, attitude is everything. The witty kitty’s paw prints (and rude ’tude) are all over the awesome art, the challenging jigsaws, and the fascinating story of his 25 years at the top . . . all together in this stunning jigsaw puzzle collection. Enjoy every one of the classic Garfield images which make more than 170 different jigsaw puzzles.

HeckleWorks Pro

HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator featuring a broad vocabulary and many grammatical variations for de novo jibe generation. For greater precision, specify targets for the abuse they so richly deserve. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. This freeware is listed under games && entertainment other category.

My Voice Email

This internet tool lets you record and send audio messages instead of ordinary e-mail. You will save your time on typing the message. All you need to do are speaking and clicking. The interface is friendly and you will find it very easy to use. The voice data was compressed to mp3 format before sending, so the size of mail sending by My Voice Email will be very small. Save your time by sending a voice email.

Wild West Wendy

Conquer the Wild West with your saloon franchise! Serve drinks! Capture criminals! Return missing cows! Live the Wild West through 9 beautiful scenarios, over 35 cartoons, and over a hundred news from the town''s newspaper. All the excitement of the Wild West awaits you in this action-packed game for the whole family!

Aquabble Avalanche

Aquabbles are beautiful magic bubbles in 3D. Their avalanche either never stops(Quick mode) or grows gradually(Quiet mode). The action is going on in the breathtaking surrondings - clear pond, reed, fish and dragonflies flying over. You can even see all the pebbles! Great variety of bonuses and features that will be added level by level will not let you get bored and will challenge the spirit of any gamer-explorer. Release the aquabble avalanche!

Starr Wars

This hilarious screensaver is the third in the trilogy of Clinton-related parodies from RI Soft Systems. This parody screensaver finds Clinton set as master Lewd Thighstalker who must battle the evil empire and free Princess Lay-ya (played by Monica). May the Farce be with you!

Dylo''s Adventure - Windows

"Help Dylo to save the world! The future of life on Earth as we know is in danger!" Dylo is a cool dino who gets involved into the risky adventure of saving his prehistoric homeland from outer space invaders. Help him to take down the evil martians and their twisted plans! A fun old-school platform game suitable for all ages, fun and challenging for both hardcore and casual players.

Beer Quote Screensaver

A freeware screensaver with 21 beer quotes on a background of beer bubbles. User can configure over 100 various transition effects, speed, and more. Latest release and more detail is located at http://www.mrgoodbeer.com/quote

StreetSmarts for Drivers 101

This software is definitely meant for you if.. You've never been very informed dealing with many things vehicle-related, and would like to be. You've always instinctively shied away from anything to do with cars, except to drive them. You hate being intimidated about not knowing how to handle some of the simplest things yourself. You have never been 'great' at handling emergencies...

 

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