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GreetSoft Desktop Notepad

Desktop Notepad is a program with which you can write directly on a desktop. Now you can add any text to your desktop wallpaper. You can place here any notes or instructions, jokes or messages. It is not a standard notepad. Miscellaneous shareware GreetSoft Desktop Notepad is listed in desktop other tools.

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EQuake

Want to play a computer joke with your friends? EQuake is a small funny utility for jokes with friends. After start all windows (or chosen) begin quake, as a real earthquake on your desktop began. Program can be hidden to prevent its stopping. This freeware is archived under game, desktop category.

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Joke eBook

FREE electronic book with 500 jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize (enter) your jokes. This home/hobby freeware Joke eBook is categorized under ebooks.

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Desktop Fun

Do you like jokes or to fool others ? Then, this program is for you. Choose deskop effect - it will be shown in preview window. You can choose some effects to run. Just select them with mouse. Button "Start" - launches effect in fullscreen mode. Button "WallPaper" - sets new wallpapers with effect screen. Desktop effect will be repeated in selected time interval. Home/hobby freeware Desktop Fun is listed in desktop tools.

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Clinton Blues

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come. This screen savers shareware Clinton Blues is categorized under screensavers.

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Morpheus Photo Animator

This audio software is a popular graphics software program for transforming photos with special morphing and warping effects. For example, you can take a portrait of yourself and morph it into the picture of a movie star. Or, take a photo of your brother and use the warp effects to give him a big beer belly. This shareware is archived under multimedia, image editing, morphing software, warping software category.

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SmartBee

A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. SmartBee is licensed as freeware and placed in email signatures, humor section.

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Twisted Grille for Windows (Trial)

TwistedGrille, Snap-Flash-n-Bash! Hilarious, cheesy pic F/X & blog in seconds Your friends will cramp up laughing at your 'Ex' transformed into part dog, part elephant, and part clown. Bring out the true psycho within yourself. Use pics from your Cellphone, Web Cam or Digital Cam on your Desktop or PDA Its easy to email, blog or beam your tweaked out creations wherever you are. Let your imagination go wild. Quit trippin' & start twistin'

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Chat line express

Form filler chat line express helps you organize your bits of info into the intuitive Explorer-like form. Chat line express helps you input your bits of info into any editor (word, IE etc.) by ONE mouse click-auto fill! The possibilities for its use are practically endless: interesting thoughts, to-do lists, collect information, jokes, recipes, email templates, project notes, personal contacts, bookmark lists, reports, term papers and more. Miscellaneous shareware Chat line express is listed in home, hobby other tools.

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Electronic Story Collection

Dennis Hickey has assembled a collection of amusing and inspirational stories and poems, gleaned from his e-mail correspondence with friends, relatives and even strangers. You don't need a modem; just open the pages to log on! You will laugh, cry, be surprised but you will not get bored with this collection. Some stories are for mature audience although they are not indecent by any means.

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Morpheus

This graphics tool is an award-winning graphics program that lets you morph your photos, web images, movies, and more. Morpheus v1.85 lets you create morphs in Shockwave Flash, Animated GIF, AVI, JPEG, and other popular formats. This shareware is archived under image editing category.

NotationMachine

Many people are suprised to find out that sheet music can be found all over the Internet hidden in a type of file called a MIDI file. You've seen them: people use them as background music on web pages. They're everywhere, and thousands of popular hits are available to you right now. You can take all of this musical information from within these MIDI files and translate them to sheet music instantly!

Maruni Land: Krieg in der Ferne

A funny platform game in the crazy world of Byteria. Junior superhero Maruni fights against the world conqueror Schröttel and other insane villains. Cutscenes narrate the amusing story. The game includes 50 levels and can be played using the keyboard or a joypad. There are also bonus stages, a saving feature and some hidden specials. More adventures are available at the Byteria website.

HumorSearch IE Joke Bar (IE Toolbar)

Humor, jokes, funny images and more is only a simple click away with this free Internet Explorer Toolbar. This freeware is archived under entertainment, humor, jokes, toolbar, browser category.

Doctor Quote

This software will brighten your day by allowing you to browse quotes from many celebrated authors. Offering over 70,000 searchable quotations categorized by subject and author, there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips.

Vonna Toolbar

This internet software offer - Popup Blocker, Web & cursor search with thumbnail previews, search the major engines, Direct access to free: News,Games,Jokes,Fonts,Horoscopes and more. This internet freeware Vonna Toolbar is categorized under search tools, tools, utilities.

Burning Monkey Solitaire

Fun Solitaire Game - includes 26 solitaire variants and unique, colorful monkey characters. Just when you thought it was safe to pick up the cards again...the monkeys are back for revenge. Liven up Solitaire with the Burning Monkeys! Games commercial Burning Monkey Solitaire is listed in games, entertainment card tools.

FaceMorpher Multi

Morphing is the process of creating a smooth animated transition from one picture to another. FaceMorpher turns face morphing into real fun. The program guesses the basic spots automatically. You can tune up the spots if you wish. In most cases the automatically guessed spots produce animation that is perfectly acceptable for amateur videos or web graphics. Fast, simple, effortless and inexpensive. MORPH THEM ALL!!! FaceMorpher Multi is licensed as shareware and placed in graphic apps animation tools section.

Snapture for Pocket PC

Snapture is the easiest way to capture information and take it with you. Want to "remember" little things like driving directions, eBay listings, funny jokes, clever quotes, receipts, URLs, etc? Now you can "remember" these things with just one keystroke. Highlight, hit F11 and the information is instantly ready to sync to your Pocket PC.

Activescan

Scans,disinfects and eliminates over 110,000 viruses,worms and Trojans from all system devices,hard disks,compressed file and all your email.Detects spyware.84 percent of malware installed on computers worldwide is spyware.Do you know if your PC is spyware free? Activescan is licensed as shareware and placed in antivirus section.

MyCyberFriend

This game is an 'AI-like' program for children to chat and interact with Human like Robots. With its instant messaging like feel the robot friends become more of a friend the longer they chat on different free flowing topics. The 2 main Friends are a robot boy and girl that think and act like they are real. The robot friends are proactive not just reactive. This helps with the illusion that the human child is interacting with a REAL friend.

JokeScrubber

Tired of all those messy Email messages? You know the ones; forwarded too often, too carelessly - with mangled lines that look like a drunk formatted them. JokeScrubber cleans them with just a couple clicks. JokeScrubber is a demo software filed under email, utilities utilities.

Weather Signature

WeatherSig is a fun tool that displays your city weather conditions in your email signature for many popular mail programs. Your signature is inserted automatically into outgoing messages for Outlook Express, Mozilla Thunderbird and more. This shareware is archived under email, signature, e-mail tools, signature tools category.

NameSaver

This software is a screensaver that displays text items like names or quotes, waving over your screen. You can enter upto a 1000 names, quotes or other sorts of text and pick the font and colour you want to use. As background you can use your desktop, a black screen, a blue sky or an image of your choice. Other options include, dropshadow and hightlight effects, speed and size.

Panda Titanium Antivirus 2004

The new Titanium Antivirus 2004 is a latest generation product that boasts unrivalled virus detection and elimination capacity. Its innovative technology automatically repairs system damage caused by viruses. This utilities shareware Panda Titanium Antivirus 2004 is categorized under antivirus, security, utilities.

Babble Rock

Babbling vitual pet rock! Babbles from a database of BABBLES that the world creates! You have no idea what this thing might say. Unmoderated. Babble Rock is a freeware software filed under audio, multimedia other utilities.

Axara Video To Mobile Phone Converter

This is the most professional video program designed for Converting different video files into mobile phone formats: 3GP, 3GPP, M4V etc. Great number of supported video formats: DVD, including encrypted DVD, VOB, AVI (DivX, XviD, H264), GVI, RM, QT, FLV, MOV, YouTube & Google Video etc. With its help you can easily do the following: DVD Ripping and converting to 3GP, Video to 3GP, FLV to 3GP; Convert AVI, WMV, RM, Mpeg to 3GP for your phone. Axara Video To Mobile Phone Converter is licensed as shareware and placed in audio, multimedia video tools section.

Fun Morph

Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc. Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible!

BlueBell - Internet Scrapbook.

BlueBell is a program that once used you'll be wondering how you ever managed without it. Implementing Drag and Drop technology and Tymax's 100% custom Graphical User Interface library written in industrial strength c++ makes this real designer software. You'll be able to Drag pictures & text straight out of Internet Explorer and into BlueBell - and they'll be instantly saved. Keep interesting pictures, jokes, passwords, Web Addresss, Licenses...

Snapture for Windows

With one keystroke, capture your travel itinerary, eBay listing, driving directions, product specs, an e-zine article, or a 20-page contract. Business shareware Snapture for Windows is listed in business pims, calendars tools.

Activites Plus

Activities Plus is a potpourri of fun diversions. In includes crossword puzzles, Knowledge Tic-Tac-Toe, two matching games, and a word scrambler. You can also find out what happened the year you were born, plus enjoy general quotes and jokes. Several sound files come with the program to make it even more fun to use. Activites Plus is licensed as shareware and placed in games, puzzles, activities section.

Title Bar Reader

Read your favorite jokes, stories, poems, lyrics and proverbs in a title bar. These are short texts that come with the program by default: these include quotes, proverbs, funny jokes, health tips, language vocabularies, bible and more. You can easily edit existing files and add or remove information. Title Bar Reader is a freeware software filed under conferencing text, newsgroups news readers, office applications editors, office applications suites, system utilities misc. utilities utilities.

!Funny Morph Maker

Funny Morph Maker is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc. Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible! !Funny Morph Maker is a shareware software filed under graphic apps animation tools utilities.

FunPhotor

ZeallSoft FunPhotor is fun and easy to use photo blending software.Put yourself, friends and family members on $100 bills! Swap faces and bodies! Change yourself into an astronaut or a personality on a poster. Change photos for practical jokes! FunPhotor is a shareware software filed under image editing utilities.

Aldo's Text-to-WAVE

Convert text, web pages and MS Word documents into audible documents in WAVE, OGG or MP3 formats. Great tool to create your own audio books, improve your memory, learn foreing language pronunciation, read jokes, news, online bible or any text and listen documents on the road in your CD or MP3 player while you drive, walk or perform other tasks. Use the intuitive user interface or the command line interface for automated text to audio conversion.

Cipher - A Cryptogram Game by uuba.com

Challenge your mind with great quotes and bad jokes. Cipher is a word game to unscramble phrases by correctly substituting letters of the alphabet into the puzzle - hence deciphering the phrase. Evaluation edition has 100 puzzles. This shareware is archived under word games category.