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Clinton Blues

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come. Clinton Blues is a shareware software filed under screensavers utilities.

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GreetSoft Desktop Notepad

Desktop Notepad is a program with which you can write directly on a desktop. Now you can add any text to your desktop wallpaper. You can place here any notes or instructions, jokes or messages. It is not a standard notepad. This shareware is archived under desktop other category.

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EQuake

Want to play a computer joke with your friends? EQuake is a small funny utility for jokes with friends. After start all windows (or chosen) begin quake, as a real earthquake on your desktop began. Program can be hidden to prevent its stopping. Games freeware EQuake is listed in game, desktop tools.

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Activescan

Scans,disinfects and eliminates over 110,000 viruses,worms and Trojans from all system devices,hard disks,compressed file and all your email. Utilities shareware Activescan is listed in antivirus tools.

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Weather Signature

WeatherSig is a fun tool that displays your city weather conditions in your email signature for many popular mail programs. Your signature is inserted automatically into outgoing messages for Outlook Express, Mozilla Thunderbird and more. WeatherSig also allows popular fortune cookie abilities and customized signature settings for your business or private use. Includes thousands of one line jokes, proverbs, quotes of the day and more. Weather Signature is licensed as shareware and placed in email, signature, e-mail tools, signature tools section.

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Doctor Quote

Software that features a freeware collection of over 70,000 quotations, as collected by TheQuoteForToday.com. Browse quotes from many celebrated authors by subject; Random quote selection feature means that there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips! Soft9000.com allows quote lovers everywhere to donate to the quote collection and distribution project by purchasing this software at the Soft9000.com web site.

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Aldo's Text-to-WAVE

Convert text, web pages and MS Word documents into audible documents in WAVE, OGG or MP3 formats. Great tool to create your own audio books, improve your memory, learn foreing language pronunciation, read jokes, news, online bible or any text and listen documents on the road in your CD or MP3 player while you drive, walk or perform other tasks. Use the intuitive user interface or the command line interface for automated text to audio conversion.

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Activites Plus

Activities Plus is a potpourri of fun diversions. In includes crossword puzzles, Knowledge Tic-Tac-Toe, two matching games, and a word scrambler. You can also find out what happened the year you were born, plus enjoy general quotes and jokes. Several sound files come with the program to make it even more fun to use.

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Panda Titanium Antivirus 2004

The new Titanium Antivirus 2004 is a latest generation product that boasts unrivalled virus detection and elimination capacity. Its innovative technology automatically repairs system damage caused by viruses. Panda Titanium Antivirus 2004 is licensed as shareware and placed in antivirus, security, utilities section.

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MyCyberFriend

This game is an 'AI-like' program for children to chat and interact with Human like Robots. With its instant messaging like feel the robot friends become more of a friend the longer they chat on different free flowing topics. The 2 main Friends are a robot boy and girl that think and act like they are real. The robot friends are proactive not just reactive. This helps with the illusion that the human child is interacting with a REAL friend.

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Title Bar Reader

Read your favorite jokes, stories, poems, lyrics and proverbs in a title bar. These are short texts that come with the program by default: these include quotes, proverbs, funny jokes, health tips, language vocabularies, bible and more. You can easily edit existing files and add or remove information. The program is very useful when you want to give your mind a rest between tedious work. You can look at the title bar at any time you like and see your favorite joke, story, poem or lyrics.

Twisted Grille for Windows (Trial)

TwistedGrille, Snap-Flash-n-Bash! Hilarious, cheesy pic F/X & blog in seconds. Unleash the class clown inside you. Dis 'em with loads of clipart, add a nipple here, piercing there, hanging boogers everywhere. Then top it off with a little bling bling. Games demo Twisted Grille for Windows (Trial) is listed in games, entertainment tools, editors tools.

RoboMatic X1

This game is an AI chat bot, you can talk with him by your voice or by typing. Artificial intelligence bot that can emulate a live person on a chat server. This shareware is archived under games, entertainment other category.

SmartBee

A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world's largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you. This freeware is archived under email signatures, humor category.

BlueBell - Internet Scrapbook.

BlueBell is a program that once used you'll be wondering how you ever managed without it. Implementing Drag and Drop technology and Tymax's 100% custom Graphical User Interface library written in industrial strength c++ makes this real designer software. You'll be able to Drag pictures & text straight out of Internet Explorer and into BlueBell - and they'll be instantly saved. Keep interesting pictures, jokes, passwords, Web Addresss, Licenses...

Vonna Toolbar

This internet tool offer - Popup Blocker, Web & cursor search with thumbnail previews, search the major engines, Direct access to free: News,Games,Jokes,Fonts,Horoscopes and more. Vonna Toolbar is a freeware software filed under search tools, tools, utilities utilities.

FaceMorpher Multi

Create animated transitions of one face into another in just minutes with this fully automated face morphing program. It guesses basic spots automatically and makes realistic animations saving you time and effort. FaceMorpher Multi is a shareware software filed under graphic apps animation tools utilities.

NameSaver

This software displays text items like names or quotes, waving over your screen. You can enter up to a 1000 names or quotes, pick the font you want to use, have your desktop as background or pick the blue sky or an image of your choice and more...

Babble Rock

Babbling vitual pet rock! Babbles from a database of BABBLES that the world creates! You have no idea what this thing might say. Unmoderated. This freeware is archived under audio, multimedia other category.

Morpheus

This graphics utility is an award-winning graphics program that lets you morph your photos, web images, movies, and more. Morpheus v1.85 lets you create morphs in Shockwave Flash, Animated GIF, AVI, JPEG, and other popular formats. Join the millions of people worldwide who use Morpheus everyday to produce the most unique and exciting photos, graphics, animations, movies, presentations, jokes, greetings, and more. Morpheus is licensed as shareware and placed in image editing section.

Maruni Land: Krieg in der Ferne

Emperor Schröttel desperately tries to conquer Byteria. In this platform game, Junior superhero Maruni can jump through about 50 levels and pass crazy adventures. There are many sequences continuing the story with several gags and insider jokes. Maruni Land: Krieg in der Ferne is licensed as freeware and placed in games - platform, games - action section.

Chat line express

Form filler chat line express helps you organize your bits of info into the intuitive Explorer-like form. Chat line express helps you input your bits of info into any editor (word, IE etc.) by ONE mouse click-auto fill! The possibilities for its use are practically endless: interesting thoughts, to-do lists, collect information, jokes, recipes, email templates, project notes, personal contacts, bookmark lists, reports, term papers and more. Miscellaneous shareware Chat line express is listed in home, hobby other tools.

MSN AgentCQ

This internet software is a superb freeware title which adds a little life and individuality to MSN Messenger from Microsoft (R). With MSN AgentCQ you can add personal auto replies for each person on your contact list and for EACH state/mode that you are in (e.g. you can have a 'BUSY' message for 'John' on your contact list like.. 'I'm busy right now John, I'll get back to you soon' and you can also have a different message for when you are 'AWAY'.

Axara Video To Mobile Phone Converter

This is the most professional video program designed for Converting different video files into mobile phone formats: 3GP, 3GPP, M4V etc. Great number of supported video formats: DVD, including encrypted DVD, VOB, AVI (DivX, XviD, H264), GVI, RM, QT, FLV, MOV, YouTube & Google Video etc. With its help you can easily do the following: DVD Ripping and converting to 3GP, Video to 3GP, FLV to 3GP; Convert AVI, WMV, RM, Mpeg to 3GP for your phone. Axara Video To Mobile Phone Converter is a shareware software filed under audio, multimedia video tools utilities.

!Funny Photo Maker

Fun Photo is fun and easy to use photo blending software.Put yourself, friends and family members on $100 bills! Swap faces and bodies! Change yourself into an astronaut or a personality on a poster. Change photos for practical jokes! This shareware is archived under graphic apps editors category.

Burning Monkey Solitaire

Fun Solitaire Game - includes 26 solitaire variants and unique, colorful monkey characters. Just when you thought it was safe to pick up the cards again...the monkeys are back for revenge. Liven up Solitaire with the Burning Monkeys! Games commercial Burning Monkey Solitaire is listed in games, entertainment card tools.

Morpheus Photo Animator

This audio software is a popular graphics software program for transforming photos with special morphing and warping effects. For example, you can take a portrait of yourself and morph it into the picture of a movie star. Or, take a photo of your brother and use the warp effects to give him a big beer belly. This shareware is archived under multimedia, image editing, morphing software, warping software category.

Snapture for Windows

With one keystroke, capture your travel itinerary, eBay listing, driving directions, product specs, an e-zine article, or a 20-page contract. Snapture for Windows is a shareware software filed under business pims, calendars utilities.

Cipher - A Cryptogram Game by uuba.com

Challenge your mind with great quotes and bad jokes. Cipher is a word game to unscramble phrases by correctly substituting letters of the alphabet into the puzzle - hence deciphering the phrase. Evaluation edition has 100 puzzles. This shareware is archived under word games category.

!Funny Morph Maker

Funny Morph Maker is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc. Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible! !Funny Morph Maker is a shareware software filed under graphic apps animation tools utilities.

Electronic Story Collection

Dennis Hickey has assembled a collection of amusing and inspirational stories and poems, gleaned from his e-mail correspondence with friends, relatives and even strangers. You don't need a modem; just open the pages to log on! You will laugh, cry, be surprised but you will not get bored with this collection. Some stories are for mature audience although they are not indecent by any means. Miscellaneous demo Electronic Story Collection is listed in ebook, fun tools.

JokeScrubber

Are you getting tired of messy Email messages? You know the kind: They've been forwarded too often, too carelessly. The lines are littered with arrow () characters and look like a drunk formatted them. Even if the content is worthwhile, you hesitate to pass them along because it's just too much trouble to clean them up. JokeScrubber cleans them with just a couple clicks. Best of all, JokeScrubber is insanely easy to use.

Fun Morph

Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! This graphics shareware Fun Morph is categorized under animation tools.

Snapture for Pocket PC

Capture information from your computer to your Pocket PC with one keystroke! Simply select text from your e-mail, word docs, spreadsheets, web pages, etc. and press F11. When you HotSync Snapture transfers the information to your Pocket PC device.

NotationMachine

This development tool is a Windows program which converts midi files to sheet music automatically. With free sheet music being so hard to find, and midi files being so easy to find, this becomes a match made in heaven!

HumorSearch IE Joke Bar (IE Toolbar)

Humor, jokes, funny images and more is only a simple click away with this free Internet Explorer Toolbar. HumorSearch IE Joke Bar (IE Toolbar) is licensed as freeware and placed in entertainment, humor, jokes, toolbar, browser section.