Infinite Madness - Software Products

Penis Size-O-Matic

This program uses a complex set of algorithms and some hella nifty DLLs to dynamically increase and decrease the size of the user's penis using only their computer. Oh! But it doesn't really.

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CyberSex Typing Tutor

The CyberSex Typing Tutor lets you practise typing your favourite phrases and sayings using just one hand!

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BS Detect

Ever had a co-worker who spouts unbelievable loads of utter rubbish at regular intervals? Then this program is a necessity. BS Detect will display a customizable alert when anyone nearby begins to tell lies, exaggerations, or indeed, anything else you don't like. You can send an alert to yourself, to anyone on your network, you can even set an alert to go off after a delay of a few seconds!

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Moo.Trashes

Moo.Trashes (Moo Dot Trashes) is a virtual necessity in today's world of stressful workplaces and mixed computer networks. The program has two main functions: Searching and eliminating unnecessary files, and keeping you entertained all day. These unnecessary files include thumbs.db, .Trashes, ds_store and many more. You can add and remove file names from this list.

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System Crash Monitor

The System Crash Monitor attempts to reduce the number of times Windows and popular applications crash. Of course, it fails miserably, but not before giving the user a laugh.

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