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Clinton Blues

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come.

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Elect John Kerry Screen Saver

The Presidential campaign may get intense this fall, but here you can share a laugh with John Kerry in this hilarious campaign screen saver. You will enjoy funny one-liners and clever animation as John Kerry campaigns right on your own desktop.

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Re-elect George Bush Screen Saver

The Presidential campaign may get intense this fall, but here you can share a laugh with George W. Bush in this hilarious campaign screen saver. You will enjoy funny one-liners and clever animation as President Bush campaigns right on your own desktop.

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Doctor Quote

Software that will brighten your day by allowing you to browse quotes from many celebrated authors. Offering over 70,000 searchable quotations categorized by subject and author, there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips.

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IntraMail

Secure exchange of messages in a local network Intranet (Windows 95, 98, Me, NT, 2000, XP). The mail (or Email) can be written or read from any PC easily. Every mail-account can be protected by a password. The personal messages are always strongly encrypted (with 3 adaptive codes). These short mails are extremely well protected against local hackers and Internet attacks like Trojans or Tunneling-helpers or other applications.

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Surf Safe Pilot

This internet tool allows you to remove completely all tracks of viewed web-pages from your computer's hard drive with ease so your hard drive will become clean and safe. This internet shareware Surf Safe Pilot is categorized under security.

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SSDocument Converter

This software is a component for converting Microsoft Office 2000 documents into HTML, TXT, RTF and various other formats. Our DLL is COM object and developers my call it from Visual Basic, C#, VBA, VB.Net, ASP, ASP.Net, Delphi, Java or other language. SSDocument Converter may convert files between these formats: DOC to HTML, DOC to RTF, DOC to Text, XLS to HTML, XLS to CSV, XLS to Text, PPT to JPG, GIF etc. Requirements: MS Office 2000. This shareware is archived under programming components and libraries, programming activex, programming help authoring tools category.

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EIPC Balloons Screensaver

Decorate your desktop colorful balloons. Balloons Screensaver combines the colorfulness of your desktop and the joyfulness of balloons with your favorite sound track to create a soothing tension releasing screensaver. Adjust the options of the screensaver to Control the speed and density of the balloons and to play your favourite sound track (supports mp3). Screen Savers freeware EIPC Balloons Screensaver is listed in desktop screen savers other tools.

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MegaSpring resizer ActiveX for VB

Does your application require resolution independence? here we go, simply drag and drop the small-footprint MegaSpring to your VB form, it will automatically resize all controls and fonts without any coding. All controls in the form are proportional in size, position and font size.

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Cool Mp3 Splitter Joiner

This multimedia utility is a powerful and easy-to-use audio editor, which builds audio spitter and joiner into one. Supports MP3, WAV format. You can cut a new small file from a large audio file, and you can also merge multiple files to a large new one. Supports batch merging!With a small audio player built in, you can set the Splitting/joining's start-time/end-time just when pre-listening to the song.

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Directory Digest

Directory compare & integrity check tool. Unlike most directory compare tools, it is intended for use in cases, when two directories can not be directly compared. Main features: compare directories on computers that are not connected, compare the same directory over time, very short digests that in most cases fit a floppy even for large directories