The Daily Grind Network - Software Products

DeIMG

This application allows web authors to offer superior support for users who rely on browsers which support tables but not images. PNG, TIFF, JPG, GIF and PDF files can be imported. Drag the image file onto DeIMG's icon, or into the image well on the left of its window. A HTML table describing the image using cell background colours appears in the right-hand field. A large image may take some seconds to translate. Use the "Cell size" control to set the table's resolution. Pre-shrinking images and compensating with a larger cell size trades some sharpness for a smaller file. This table can be copied and pasted into a webpage's source. Alternatively, the "Generate header" option creates a stand-alone HTML page. This is a freeware listed under web development html tools category.

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Tank Repairman 1942

Tank Repairman 1942 authentically recreates the tension and excitement of the tank-repair workshop. Deploy your strategy and skill to shape the course of the war. Check tanks, update their documentation and visit the latrine during great turning points in world history. Repair broken tanks that arrive in your workshop so someone else can return them to immense, fluid and challenging battles. This game is targeted at people who lie awake at night haunted by the fear that out there, somewhere, there may be tanks in need of repair. games, entertainment strategy, war games freeware listed in games, entertainment strategy, war games section.

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Detox

Run the medical, mental health, law-enforcement and social services... into the ground. Score interdepartmental brownie points by bouncing addicts between services until the system collapses and you get to present the taxpayer with the bill! Control them all and go against The System, or play against the computer and try to make its services overload and fail! Refer patients with the classic addiction/psychiatric dual diagnosis to and fro between your physician and psychiatrist while secretly hoping the law-enforcement agencies solve your dilemma by arresting them, or the computer's social services fail them and they just disappear! Or, for the ultimate challenge, play a Deathmatch game and be the last department standing. Rise to the prestigious office of Director of Public Prosecutions, Medicutions, Socicutions or Psychecutions! Features: * Addictive gameplay * Three exciting modes of play: vs Computer, vs The System and Deathmatch * Configurable service size, computer acuity, patient presentation and the lauded "Tough on crime" option * Extensive post-game analysis in the form of an itemised bill to the taxpayer * See how your score compares with the pros on the Market Leaders list * Simulation accuracy extents to the 50+ sound effects * Chill/freak out to original background music * Dynamically resizable arena. This is a freeware listed under games && entertainment arcade category.

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Kimdom Come

Sometimes it's difficult to understand exactly what's happening on the Korean peninsula. Could North Korean leader Kim Jong Il attach nuclear payloads to his Taepo-Dong missiles? Will South Korean president Roh Moo Hyun's "sunshine" policy of engagement bring peace? Will North Korea release the hostages it took from Japan in the 1970s? What is with Kim's haircut? Only time, and this game, will tell. As Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, you control its fearsome Army, Navy, Airforce and Strategic Rocket Forces; although not it seems a decent hairdresser. Use your Flying Dong 2 missiles to fend off detente with the puppets of the south. With Roh & his "sunshine" policy out of the way, you won't have to suffer his donations of food and oil ever again! Blasting aid, waving at parades, eliminating traitors, destroying your own cities... it's fun! fun! fun! north of the DMZ. Aside from the busy task of protecting cities from menacing gifts of energy and nourishment from your Imperialist enemies, the Dear Leader is faced with difficult policy choices. Should you wait until your last city defects, or nuke it first? Or are your objectives better met by just blowing up the sun? Although the action will become fast and furious, victory is surely within the grasp of a Dear Leader whose official biography notes that his birth was marked by a new star, and who composed six operas, designed the Juche Tower, and invented the tractor. Kimdom Come license is freeware and it is listed in games && entertainment arcade software.

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Final Excuse Pro

The premier excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war crimes. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets, subordinates, relatives, highly-paid advisors, the Global Monkey Conspiracy and more. A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user. Sample excuses: - You can't blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine! - But my Dalmation fire-dog led me to believe that I could rely on your bumbling minions to fail to recognise that unfortunate insignificant error on my part leading to the destruction of your valued possession or family member! This miscellaneous software is listed under games && entertainment other.

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Simbabwe

Welcome to Simbabwe, where the property is already owned and the houses built and you compete to burn and dispossess them. Bounce around the map plundering farms, denying grain silos to opposition supporters and robbing the community chest. Easy to play but hard to escape from, Simbabwe is a richly detailed, evolved board game with unscrupulous AI and editorial cartoon graphics. Start off as some guy in the Zimbabwean African National Union Patriotic Front and end up changing the constitution 17 times and pledging to rule until you're 100. Rig elections, gaol opponents and taunt the Commonwealth as you use intimidation and stooges to create a mugaboly on power. Compete with Robert Mugabe, Canaan Banana, Cecil Rhodes and Sir Godfrey Huggins to earn a place on the all-time EU travel ban list! Simbabwe license is freeware and it is listed in games && entertainment board software.

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HeckleWorks Pro

HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment! * You join the EU like a wan manga character! * Your Terrapin is a post-Impressionist Wikipedia, so go sack the elected government with less collateral damage like the torrid multiparty democracy you are. HeckleWorks Pro is a freeware categorized under games && entertainment other tools.

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